Ugggggggggggggggggghillary.

I would rather Hilary Duff be president. Which could actually happen, since Ces signed a development deal to bring his comic strip character Teenage Girl President to a little-or-big-screen near you, and I think H.Duff would be a totes perf choice. That is, if Miley Cyrus is too busy getting Daddy-fucked on the back of a John Deere down home at the farm.

But even the possibility of Ces’s dream being made into a reality doesn’t make up for the fact that the Democratic Party is once again going to get ass-hammered by the Republicans, because one way or another, HRC is going to buy her way to the nomination, and then We are going to lose to Them yet a-frickin-gain.

I bet Miley Cyrus would vote for McCain. I bet Billy Ray would, too.

Unnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

2 Responses to “Ugggggggggggggggggghillary.”


  1. 1 Stephen April 23, 2008 at 5:03 am

    Relaxxxxx…..breatheeee….it’s okay…..

    Look, Hillary gained pundit points, but she only gained like, 10 delegates over Obama.

    It ain’t over, not by a long shot. Obama will win NC, Oregon, and kick some butt in Indiana.

    But if I had my choice, I’d have Miley Cyrus as Prez. At least she’d sex up the office like Bill C. did.

    (seriously, tho, I can’t comprehend how people like Hillary. She’s smart and ambitious and talented, but she’s SUCH A politician, lying at every turn, saying what she thinks peeps want to hear. If Obama loses, it’s cuz he’s black (he is SO losing the older-white and Reagan-Democrat vote to Hillary). UGH).

    How about you two for President/VP???? Sara J in ‘08? Ces would be a great VP, and the reporters would never lack for material.

  2. 2 Sara Benincasa April 23, 2008 at 2:42 pm

    I say you for president, Vern for vice president, and me as the Secretary of Haterade. Ces can be the Grand Vizier of Comic Strips.

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