AAAAK! AAAAK! GOSSIP GIRL SIGHTING! AAAAK!

Today I wandered through Times Square, thinking about “Gossip Girl” as if it were real life and I actually knew and cared about the characters. Whatever, I’m a dork. So I was thinking very hard about Serena and who she murdered and also Blair and Eric, when I walked into the Verizon Wireless store at 42nd and 6th, the one across the street from Bryant Park. I sat down on the bench reserved for customers, looked up, and watched ERIC FUCKING VAN DER WOODSEN walk into the store! Little E! Who in real life seems to not be gay, as he was with some young hottie of the lady persuasion.

I felt like my brain was creating my reality! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Then I thought really hard about Blair, but no Meester appearance materialized.

Oh man, Friday is gonna rock my ass off.

Friday, May 9th
8:00 PM
ULTIMATE GOSSIP GIRL SUMMIT!
$8 gets you free GG-themed cupcakes and an hour of hilarious reenactments, debates and trivia games from some of NYC’s funniest (and most Chuck Bass-obsessed) bloggers and comedians.

The PIT
http://www.thepit-nyc.com

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