I Just Met a Guy…

…who has an M.S., an M.B.A., and a Ph.D.

I looked at his bidness card, cause we was doin’ bidness, and said, “Ooh, looks like you don’t have enough degrees. I don’t know if I can keep this in my wallet.”

And then he told me he has an M.D., but he doesn’t put it on his card because he ran out of space.

And also? He speaks three languages.

I feel empty inside.

There are currently two pairs of letters that go after the Sara Benincasa name on a resume, and one of those pairs will cost me nearly $500 a month for the rest of my existence.

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