Oh, please. I love how Clinton is STILL fucking whining about not getting aaaaallllllll the brownie points in the states that VIOLATED A RULE SHE HAD FUCKING SIGNED HER NAME TO UPHOLD IN ADVANCE OF THE PRIMARIES!!!
Suck.
A.
Fuck.
Of course, Barry’s still in the lead. BECAUSE HE’S FUCKING WINNING.
This power-hungry, greedy politician, HRC, is going to fuck the Democrats over AGAIN in her wrongheaded bid to wrestle the Democratic Party nomination away from the politician who is actually meant for it, the one who is actually playing by the fucking rules. She’s got more political capital than Barry, and will lean on whoever the fuck she needs to lean on in order to get the nom. And people will be SO FUCKING PISSED if she steals it like Bush stole the White House in ‘00, and the result will be that fewer Dems and independents and especially youth will come out and vote in November, and she’ll fucking lose to John McCain because AMERICA WILL NEVER ELECT HER PRESIDENT, and then King McCain will rule us all with his ironfisted anti-birth control, anti-sex education, anti-abortion, anti-free-health-care-for-poor-women ways, and there will be a resultant baby boom among the most financially and socially vulnerable sector of our population, because their access to abortion and, more importantly, birth control, will be cut, and the ghettos will be even more overcrowded, as will the ghetto schools and the poor rural schools, though we won’t feel the effect on the grade schools until after McCain’s old ass is retired, and there isn’t enough funding to go around in those schools anyway, so it’ll just stress the citizens and the students and the teachers even more, and everything will be so, so Reaganlicious.
And now, without further ado, in sparkling LOLSPEAK, I give you every poor woman’s future (that means you, too, hipster artists) under McCain’s rule:
“i can haz pap smeer now?
no?
will have sirvikal kancer an die, abandonin mah three unwanted beighbeez.
kthxbai.”
rant away, woman. But NOTHING will stop Queen Hillary!!
ugh. And now she gets to brag that she’s won Puerto Rico, a ’state’ that doesn’t even get to vote in the general election.
Still not enough turnout to add to her ‘popular vote’ win. Which is also a shamsham.
She’s got to quit, and soon. She’s made her point, no?
NO! SHE WILL NOT BE DENIEDDDDDDDD!!!!
Oh, Lord, Sara.
She won’t quit. She won’t.
She’s got a ‘plan’ to show she’s got the most popular vote and has won the swing states. The most popular vote minus, of course, those pesky caucus states she lost, where they don’t count actual votes.
And plus, of course, all those cute Michigan votes.
She won’t accept that it isn’t a conspiracy (now she’s faced both Right AND Left-wing conspiracies), but that she’s just losing.
:::sigh:::
I blame you. Women. You and yours. ALWAYS gotta be right, doncha…no matter what.
Grumpy: Angel, ha! She’s a female! And all females is poison! They’re full of wicked wiles!
Bashful: What are wicked wiles?
Grumpy: I don’t know, but I’m agin’ ‘em.