Greetings, citizens! We can’t all make it to the conventions this year, but we CAN all exercise our right to Internet democracy by voting for the nominees for the 2009 Hot Blogger Calendar! Oh, shit, son, it’s goin’ DOWN! Thanks to the folks who nominated my ass. Now it’s time to vote! I will marry you if you go to this place and vote for me, Sara B.! I’m like the 14th-ish name down, something like that.
If you go to the men’s page, you can vote for many great men, one of whom makes out with me on the regular, and his name (ahem, Francesco Marciuliano, ahem) is toward the bottom on this here page right now!
Thanks, hotties, and remember–a vote for me is a vote for me making out with my girl Michelle Malkin, who is probs dreaming of me as she slumbers. Or else she’s dreaming about a world in which she can forcibly intern many, many ethnic groups. Oh, Michelle!
My vote has been cast. Good luck. How did I not get a nod for the hottest male? What is that about?
T
It was a horrific oversight on the part of me and all Americans everywhere. We owe you an apology. I am sorry, on all our behalf.
oh sara, it’s too late for apologies, that is a grudge I will swallow like a bitter pill and carry with me until the end of my days