TONIGHT’S THE NIGHT!

Oh fuck, dudes, the big dance is ON!

My prediction: Palin’s going to do fine. Yeah, us thinking folks will be disturbed by what she says, and no, she won’t be brilliant or particularly smart, because she’s not brilliant or particularly smart, at least not in a book-smart way. But she’s clambered her way to power using ethics the likes of which you and I have never seen, because they DON’T EXIST, and she’ll know how to play to the crowd. She’ll probably go a little pitbull on Biden in moments, and regardless of how she does, so long as she puts two sentences together the Republicans will freak out about how fantastic she was…and that’s what we’ll hear for the rest of this week and the first half of next week.

I’ll be joining the liveblog comments over at Wonkette when I’m not on air…YES! IT’S TRUE! I AM WORKING AND THUS WILL NOT BE WATCHING THE DEBATE LIVE! After that, we’re cooking up something special with 23/6, so tomorrow morning should produce something fun and ridiculous for ya.

If you want to leave comments here with your reaction to Sarah’s magic, please do!

6 Responses to “TONIGHT’S THE NIGHT!”


  1. 1 Rosso October 3, 2008 at 2:41 am

    Oh please please please! America needs you at this critical moment. Do your best. While I go out and totally throw up

  2. 2 Amy October 3, 2008 at 3:21 am

    I cannot get to the Wonkette :( I haz a sad

  3. 3 Derek October 3, 2008 at 5:07 am

    Well Sara, you were pretty much bang-on. She strung proper sentences together, avoided properly answering almost every question, and looked damn cute doing it.

    I was so waiting for her to call McCain a “righteous dood”. But alas!

    Anyway, the polls seem to favor Biden as the winner, which means that a slight majority of Americans are thinking people, which is a huge relief.

  4. 4 Chris October 3, 2008 at 9:08 am

    Came home(USF Bulls lost) and watched the debate. All things considered, I thought they both represented their candidates very well. She was coached for sure, but did not falter. Biden followed the Obama line but edged her on additional and smooth knowledge on the questions. He was able to elaborate better than she. I still feel she is Governor of Alaska and nothing more.

  5. 5 Cindy October 3, 2008 at 6:01 pm

    The wink. You’ve got to include that in the next vlog. Maybe along with secret hand signals and ear tugs?

    I had this vision of a pile of g’s at her feet by the end of the evening. What a fucking hillbilly.

  6. 6 Jennifer Pearson Boxrud October 3, 2008 at 9:13 pm

    Oh, DearSweetMotherofGod – she said “nucular.” NU-CU-LAR!!

    And, why were you *winking* at me, Sarah Palin? I’m not geigh! I’m not a 5-year old! But if you quit shooting wolves from helicopters with nucular weapons, I MIGHT let you buy me a drink…

    Oh, SB — your “Rape Kit!” Vlog made me not ONLY spew my Crest White Strips, I also made a piddle in my leopard-print Depends. So, thanks for that…

    http://www.nonfatventing.blogspot.com


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