UPDATE! Anne Hathaway freaks out on the set of “Rachel Getting Married!”
I’m at work, and I’m supposed to be editing an on-air promo for tomorrow’s show, but I’m killing time transcribing the Christian Bale freakout, which is both epic and hilarious. This gal’s posted version contains subtitles so you can see what the other folks are saying!
MY FAVORITE part is when McG goes, “Good adjustments, okay? For real. Honestly. I get it.” AHAHAH! This is nothing compared to how he had to placate Cameron Diaz on “Charlie’s Angels 2″ when she thought Lucy Liu was hogging all the Nutter Butters at craft services.
Kick your fuckin’ ass!
–Christian, Christian
I want you off this fuckin’ set, you prick!
–Christian.
–I’m sorry.
No don’t just be sorry, THINK for one fuckin’ second!
What the FUCK are you doing?
Are you a professional or not?
–Christian, Christian.
–Yes, I am.
Do I fuckin’ walk around and rip down
–Christian, Christian, Christian.
no shut the fuck up Bruce
–Come on.
no! NO!
–We can talk about it. Come on!
Don’t shut me up!
–I’m not shutting you up.
Am I gonna walk around and rip your fuckin’ lights down,
–No, I—
in the middle of a scene?
Then why the fuck are you walkin’ right through? Ah, duh-duh, duh, duh, like this in the background. What the FUCK is it with you? What don’t you FUCKIN’ understand? You got ANY fuckin’ idear
–No, no, no.
about “Hey, it’s fuckin’ distracting!” having somebody walkin’ up behind Bryce in the middle of the fuckin’ SCENE! GIMMEE A FUCKIN’ ANSWER!
–No.
WHAT DON’T YOU GET ABOUT IT?
–I was…looking at the light.
OHHHH, GOOOOOD FOR YOU. And how was it? I hope it was fuckin’ good because it’s useless now, isn’t it?
[Bruce chuckles.]
For FUCK’s sake, man, you’re amateur.
McG, you got fuckin’ somethin’ to say to this prick?
¬–I didn’t see it happen!
Well, somebody should be fuckin’ watchin, and keepin’ an eye on him!
–Fair enough.
This is the second time that he doesn’t give a FUCK about what’s goin’ on in front of the camera!
–Alright.
Alright?
–I-I don’t…
I’m trying to fuckin’ do a scene here and I’m goin’, “Why the fuck is Shane walkin’ in there? What is he doin’ there? Do you understand, my mind is not IN the scene if you’re doin’ that.”
–I-I absolutely apologize. I’m sorry. I didn’t know I was doing anything bad.
Stay off the fuckin’ set man. For FUCK’s sake.
Right, let’s go again.
–Just take a minute and…
Let’s not take a fuckin’ minute! Let’s GO AGAIN! And let’s not have YOU fuckin’ walkin’ in!
Can I have time-a put this on please?
Time wardrobe please, can we have time for wardrobe?
You’re unbelievable man. You’re unfuckin believable. Number of times you’re strollin’ a-fuckin’ round in the background. I never had a DP behave like this.
Ah, you don’t fuckin’ understand what it’s like workin’ with actors. That’s what that is.
–No, that’s not what it is.
THAT’s what that IS, man, I’m tellin’ you! I’m not askin’, I’m tellin’ you! You wouldna done that otherwise!
–No, what it is is looking at the light and making sure that everything – you are looking –
I’m gonna fuckin’ kick your fuckin’ ass, you don’t shut up for a second, alright? [sounds of dickhead rushing to beat up poor DP.]
–Whoa, come on.
–Christian, Christian, Christian. Okay, just hold on.
I’m gonna go—do you want me to go fuckin’ trash your lights?
–Christian, Christian, wait.
Do you want me to FUCKIN’ trash ‘em? Then why are you trashin’ my scene?
–I’m not trying to trash…
YOU ARE TRASHIN’ MY SCENE!
–Christian I’m…
You do that one more fuckin’ time, and I ain’t walkin’ on this set if you’re still hired. I’m fuckin’ serious. You’re a nice guy. You’re a nice guy. But that don’t fuckin’ cut it when you’re bullshittin’ and fuckin’ around like this on set.
–Alright let’s, let’s…I get it.
Yeah, you might get it, but he doesn’t fuckin’—
–I got it! I know, I know, I get it.
–I GET IT!
You might, he does
NOT
GET IT!
–I know. Good adjustments, okay? For real. Honestly. I get it. Just walk for five seconds…
No I don’t need any fuckin’ walkin’! He needs to STOP walkin’!
–I get that!
I ain’t the one walkin’!
Let’s get time, let’s put this back on, let’s go again.
–Okay. Alright. Here we go.
Seriously man, you and me, we’re fuckin’ DONE professionally.
Fuckin’ ass.
Oh mah lawd. He used “fuck” in some type of context at least 40 times (hahah I had to count) and in just about every sentence. What a douchebag!
His voice for Batman…FUCKIN’ LAME!
That’s the DP he’s messing with. Director of photography. Every shot after that day will make Christian look like he’s got scrotum chin and a touch of Down’s.
If I was the director I would have fluffers on the set. I would just be like blow this fucking guy. I’m sure if Christian just blew his load all over a whore he would be o.k. I think he is showing signs of sexual frustration.
TOTALLY McG’s fault. The director sets the set, man. He allowed the DP to walk around during rehearsal time.
When Christian (rightfully) started his rant, McG needs to step in and pull those two aside and, with his producer, fix it and quick.
While Christian was absolutely right, he went on for 3 minutes too long. When he tried to get McG involved, MickeyG pussed out with ‘I didn’t see it…’
It’s all McG’s fault. I’m sure the producers fixed it the very next morning, tho, and all is happy now.
But the fucking rehearsals are for the fucking actors, NOT the fucking DP. The DP can watch rehearsal, then when the stand-ins come in, the fucking DP can fucking walk ON the stand-ins if he wants, but the tone on the set is the fucking director’s fault, and Christian should fucking know better, y’know?!?
FUCK!
to much fukin’
I don’t know why, but my favorite part is you referencing Nutter Butters.
Unless you’re Jack Bauer and thousands of lives are at stake, there is never a rightful rant in this kind of setting. Being right on a point of movie-set protocol does not justify this kind of temper tantrum/psychotic break. The irony of someone having this kind of meltdown over a mistake is far more unprofessional than whatever the DP.
At this point, I’d say screw it and get him more pissed off:
“Yeah, whatever, Batman.”
“Hey Bale, why don’t you calm down and go polish your batpole?”
“Get you hands off me. I’m not your mother or your sister.”
“Did Spielberg, like, inapproprately touch you on the set of Empire of the Sun?”
“Did you get the part of Batman because you’re this totally bat-s*&t?”
Claudia, you mean he doesn’t?
Check out this, um “real” audio of Anne Hathaway flipping out on the set of “Rachel Getting Married.” Me and Ces Marciuliano, um, “found” it.
So this is pretty much awesome.
What I also love is the title of the posts WordPress suggests might be related…
* A Trip to Portland: The Chemistry, the People, the Continued Issues…
* My Experiences…
* ten feet high
* Kelly Clarkson Gets What She Wants
Who knew Kelly Clarkson’s interests were so violent and full of F bombs.
and i’d STILL fuck him.
problems? i have but a few.
Thanks so much for transcribing this Sara!
I wanted to put on a play with the local kids, and I think this script will be perfect.
haha have you guys heard the remix of this? it pretty much cures cancer its so amazing. Anyway, fuck this douche bag, hes the stereotypical actor only he cant even act. before i didnt like this guy because his smile looks absolutely fucked, then i didnt like him because he fucked up batman by making him talk as if he smoked since he was 5, and now i dont like him because he thinks theres an invisible crown or halo around his head. I think the dp should tell bale to write his little ‘public apology’ on a piece of paper so that if he ever runs out of tp he has something to wipe his ass with. personal opinion.
HEY, PATRICK BATEMAN, COME THE FUCK DOWN BEFORE I HAVE THE GREEN GOBLIN ARREST YOUR PSYCHOTIC ASS!!!!!