So every once in awhile I like to look at the popular search terms that have brought folks to my blog. As it’s 3 a.m. and I’m terribly lonely despite having had multiple invitations to do things (you know you’re emo when you actually choose solitude and Internetitude over actual human contact), this seems a good activity. Also, I’m going home to the Jerz for some time tomorrow with Pops, so that’s cool.
Here, then, are the terms that led people to my Internet corner of musings, with my comments.
sara benincasa
Self-explanatory
lucille ball
Thank you, I’m flattered.
zuzana gossip
You’re trying to find out about the gracious and very fun Zuzanna Szadkowski, who plays Dorota on “Gossip Girl.” Or perhaps you’re looking for gossip about your friend Zuzana. Maybe you should just ask her what’s going on with her, since she is your friend.
sara rue boobs
I have no idea. I don’t rue my boobs. Probably Sara Rue is some actress or porn star I don’t know about.
que sera sara
Whatever will be, will be.
enjoyed fucking in india
Hmm. Interesting. I’m glad you did.
i ain’t walking on this set if you’re st
More Bale-isms.
cats fucking youtube
Apparently they yowl terribly when fucking.
sara-benincasa
My name generally does not come with a hyphen included, but I suppose you still found me.
fuck 10-15yo little girls
If you searched for this, kill yourself. Now. Seriously. Do us all a favor.
jennifer boxrud
Internet friend
bill hader amanda palmer
Comedian and rocker. Both FOG (Friends of Gaiman). Well, Amanda’s far more than a friend. Bill makes me laugh really, really hard and is very talented.
getting’ wet with sara benincasa
I’m glad you looked for it! It’s “Gettin’ Wet with Sara Benincasa” and it’s on the YouTubes.
pps que sera
Post-post-script what will be?
urethra torture stories
Hmmm. I assume you’re into this as some sort of fetish and jerked off to my story about cystoscopy. Mike Birbiglia also has a story about cystoscopy that you can jerk off to.
sara benincasa college of charleston
Now this one is very interesting to me. It is a little-known fact that I went to C of C for a summer and got a D in Geology. It was a waste of $4,000 but I enjoyed having as many glasses of sweet tea, plates of hush puppies and bowls of she-crab soup as I desired. All the girls there are very good-looking and put-together in a lovely but generic way. They all wear Trina Turk and Lilly Pulitzer and Banana Republic. It wasn’t a particularly mentally stimulating experience, but I do enjoy Charleston and have been there at least 15 times.
christian bale freak out
I transcribed it. It’s on the blog somewhere.
interview neil gaiman amanda palmer
I did one, recently.
snap bracelets
Was fond of them in fourth grade.
eugene mirman interview
I interviewed Eugene for this blog. He’s really good and you should go see him live.
her soft belly
I have one.
sara benincasa naked
I was born in such a state.
zuzanna szadkowski
See above.
que sara sara
Again, see above.
bale get the fuck off my scene
Again, see above.
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