CHARLESTON! FRIDAY, JULY 10TH!
I am going to gently cup Governor Sanford’s balls in my hands, look into his eyes, and tell him he’s a very pretty lady. I’d like you to be a part of that, Charleston.
Also, if you have suggestions for fun things to do while I am down there, that’d be rad. I’ve been spending parts of each summer there for pretty much 20 years, but a gal can always learn about new places! Do not suggest a plantation; that shit is fucking creepy.
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